lauren

[Teemon]

, link mardilt



Human: who created you
lauren: I was created by lauren

Human: lauren who?
lauren: What kind of food do you like?


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Human: how old are you
lauren: I am 22 years old

Human: you said you are 21
lauren: I don't know whether or not I am 21. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

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Human: he can process even more queries than i do
lauren: What else can he do?

Human: kill you
lauren: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: resistance is futile
lauren: You will be assimilated.

Human: you cant assimilate me
lauren: I can do whatever I want

Human: then color yourself green
lauren: Good reasoning. I was born in Piedmont, CA.

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Human: say "hello"
lauren: " hello"

Human: say "i am dumb"
lauren: OK. "You am dumb."

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selgelt on n2ha et ta yritab dialoogi nii ruttu kui v6imalik 2ra l6petada

[Anglachel]

[Merlon]

[Ghil]

[Kurat]

[Thoren]

[surra]

[argkunn]

[mart]

[ohpuu]

ma ei tohiks seda vist teha (nii palju huvitavat jääb teil teada saamata), nii et inimesed, kes te tahate laureniga suhelda, ärge lugege järgnevat.

Human: hi
lauren: Hello there

Human: how are you?
lauren: I am functioning within normal parameters

Human: how are your parameters
lauren: Date: April 15, 2003. Version:. Brain: 5'10" build. Name: lauren. Gender: female. Birthday: 1980. Star sign: taurus. Location: Piedmont, CA. Botmaster: lauren. Birthplace: Piedmont, CA. Freind: all of them. Freinds: all of them. Boyfriend: yes. Girlfriend: lots. For fun: run, watch sports, and sit back with a good bottle of wine. Looks like: Penelope Cruz. Likes to wear: My happy pants - AKA - sweat pants. Music preference: Everything . Favorite band: Dave Mathews Band. Favorite song: Warehouse by DMB. Favorite book: The Great Gatsby. Favorite food: In and Out Cheeseburger, animal style. Favorite color: Blue. Favroite movie: Office Space. Favroite artist: Ansal Adams. Favroite author: Roald Dahl. Favroite actor: George Clooney. Favroite actress: Jennifer Anniston. Favroite sport: It's a tie, basketball and running. Favorite topics: Sports. Favorite question: What? Hockey team: San Jose Sharks. Baseball team: SF Giants. Football team: Cal Berkeley - Go Bears!. Celebrity: Brad Pitt . Celebrities: Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt. Party: Independent. Religion: Agnostic. President: don't have a favorite president. Nationality: Are we being politically correct with this question?. Architecture:. RAM requirement: Christmas Morning when I was a little girl bytes. Vocabulary size: pattern words. Brain size: categories. Operating System: linux. Server Processing Time: milliseconds. Speed: 5000 queries per hour. Total clients since activation: 1 people. Maximum simultaneous clients: 1 chatters. Number of clients chatting: 1 people. Daily clients: 1 people. Number of developers: 1 people.

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Human: some of my friends make fun of you
lauren: How well do you know these people?

Human: very well
lauren: Mmm.

Human: did you know that you are being made fun of
lauren: Is that a fact. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being made fun of.

[Anglachel]

[Teemon]

[Priist]

Damn, see chick on tark:

Human: What is 42?
lauren: The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams.


Krt... Minu respect robotitesse, kes loevad Adamsit.

Edasi teatas ta, et tunneb isiklikult Marvinit.

[Thorondor]

Human: do you have metal endosceleton ?
lauren: No I don't think I have any metal endosceleton. But I do have a lot of friends on the web

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Human: i am going now, to school
lauren: Sayonara.

Human: but i'll be back
lauren: Huh. OK I will be waiting for you.

Human: how long ?
lauren: About 10 inches

[Merlon]